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Friday, September 05, 2008

Top Ten Ways To Make The U.S. Open More Exciting
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Ten ball boys, nine uniforms
Extra point awarded for nailing opponent in the Adam's apple
Ball replaced with ready-to-hatch ostrich egg
Uh, cookies?
Bring in some of them Olympic beach volleyball babes
Make Federer even more Federerer
Two words: 'lectrified net
Players must begin match with blood alcohol levels of .10
Get Andy Dick to spice up the Gatorade
Even though she has no experience, put Sarah Palin in the finals
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Ties broken by deadly racquet fight

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Make umpire's chair so high, he has to duck for airplanes

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Each time score is "love," players get 10 minutes of lovin'

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Tennis balls now fuzzier

Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air
After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
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Top Ten Good Things About Being Named James Bond
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Ryan Adams & The Cardinals
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