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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Top Ten Ways Kim Jong-Il Can Improve His Image
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Only torture dissidents on nights and weekends
Next time Regis is on vacation, co-host with Kelly
Open popular pizza chain "Papa Jong's"
Do a hilarious ventriloquist act on "North Korea's Got Talent"
Figure out a way to get us out of Iraq
Have advisors in Pyongyang come up with new big summer ideas
Come up with new catchphrase, "I'm a bad wittle dictator"
Four words: Tan in a Can
Step 1: break leg. Step 2: win major golf tournament
Improve? Hell, he's more popular than Bush
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Add Condoleezza Rice as a friend on Facebook

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Attend Tyra's bikini boot camp

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Manage the Mets to a playoff berth

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Cameo on "How I Met Your Mother" as a ditzy receptionist

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Cruise America's freeways helping broken-down motorists

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Publish tell-all memoir about his secret affair with Barbara Walters

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Appear on TLC's "What Not to Wear;" go from a fashion zero to a fashion hero

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