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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Top Ten Signs the Guy You're Dating is James Bond
Instead of breakng up with you, he ejects you
James Z., Albuquerque, NM
He yells out another girl's codename in bed
Tony R., Foxboro, MA
He has an unusual fear of round hats
Jeremy K., O'Fallon, IL
Turns into a completely different guy after three or four dates
Paul M., Pontiac, MI
He receives a ticket for carrying an expired license to kill
Alan C., Baltimore, MD
Breakfast? Vodka martini
Eddie U., Long Beach, CA
He can drop his pants and fire a rocket!
Gino V., Niagara Falls, Ontario
Insists on using his "special gadgets" in the bedroom
Matt N., Youngstown, OH
Tells you for chafing try Bond, Gold Bond
Roger T., Elkins, WV
Tries to show you his Goldfinger
Jim B., Wellington, FL
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