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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Top Ten Little-Known Features of the New iPhone
It can fire your baseball manager at 3am Anthony D., Purcelville, VA
If you accidentally drop it enough times, it becomes angry and turns into the iHulk Charles C., Greenville, NC
With the touch of a special button you can control the Mars Rover Chris S., Menominee
Instant updates every time Pamela and Tommy Lee break up or get together Tom S., St. Louis, MO
Can detect tainted tomatoes Scott H., Washington, D.C.
It's bursting with country-fresh flavor! Jeff M., Middletown, NJ
You can taser somebody by pressing # and "Send" keys simultaneously Donna S., Vincennes, IN
Has ability to fix NBA games Wayne B., Portland, OR
Each iPhone comes with Barbara Walters' number on speed dial Jeff C., Anaheim, CA
In California, you can legally marry one David C., Arvada, CO
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